Twinkly music as the sun sets behind the massive mountains of the west. Your dad’s wondering what happened to the lawnmower and the shittest carrot of all time glued to a tree for a laugh. Theresa May is re-enacting the final few months of her prime ministership complete with meaningless votes, scenery changes and her voice breaking at the end. Someone’s tied two buses together back to back and they’re both trying to accelerate in opposite directions, the drivers are getting angrier and angrier as the spinning wheels produce a choking smoke.
Early Dead Flag Blues monologue needed more work.
… will play number 24, Manchester United