Two Flies On My Arm

Just happened, what are they like?

One is still there

Now it’s gone

And the other says, “I’ dont get up till 9!”

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In the city it’s alright

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Careful. 2 flies equals sex

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I’ll not be tolerating any of that business on my arm!

And the other one’s playing a piano.

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Foreplay on the forearm

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how many flies would you need holding onto you then taking off for you to start levitating?

and how big are your arms?

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About all of them.

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My arms are not that large, and I weigh about 13st so I guess loads

A point is all that you can score

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Two Flies, Flies
Hush Hush
Eye to Eye

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Not in the eyes!

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FRESH DOG TURD STILL GLEAMING!

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Thank god you’re here

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:musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note: “Jules Rimet still gleaming!” :musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note:

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(Theo did it better)

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Is worth four in the bush