What are the types of people at a party?
there’s the people who ask you what you do for a job, that’s one
there’s the people who play an ironic cover of a pop song on an acoustic guitar that’s two
Dreadlock guy with the bongos
Host
Guests
Person who asks ‘you partying hard, or hardly partying?’
Cunts
Non-cunts
That is all.
The cool people: spend the whole party outside smoking
there’s the people who make a playlist
Guy who wants to try out his new mix
I’m the kind of person who enjoys sitting down at the party
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the people who share their pizzas
Guy who does magic tricks
You’ll always find me in the kitchen at parties
the poker players
Ketamine fiend
good place to loiter isn’t it
Over friendly kind of arselickey clingy people that let you take all their drugs.
Over friendly kind of arselicky clingy people who want to take all your drugs