Types of people at a party

What are the types of people at a party?

there’s the people who ask you what you do for a job, that’s one

there’s the people who play an ironic cover of a pop song on an acoustic guitar that’s two

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Dreadlock guy with the bongos

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Host

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Guests

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Person who asks ‘you partying hard, or hardly partying?’

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Cunts
Non-cunts

That is all.

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The cool people: spend the whole party outside smoking

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there’s the people who make a playlist

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Guy who wants to try out his new mix

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I’m the kind of person who enjoys sitting down at the party

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the people who share their pizzas

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Guy who does magic tricks

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You’ll always find me in the kitchen at parties

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the poker players

Ketamine fiend

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good place to loiter isn’t it

Over friendly kind of arselickey clingy people that let you take all their drugs.

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Over friendly kind of arselicky clingy people who want to take all your drugs

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