Sometimes cats
people who relish a pedantic argument about a historical fact
People that talk about their work all night
The âwhatâs the score of the gameâ lads
party people
A couple that have fallen out
Guy who likes Foals and keeps putting Foals on
guy with a bottle of pernod in his backpack for some reason
Lambrini drinker
chill dudes watching a movie in the other room
the people who want to go out some place else
Two people that you keep getting mixed up and calling the wrong name despite them not looking that much like each other at all.
The person who ingratiates themselves into conversations with - and makes sure theyâre standing directly next to - the person with the spliff.
Someone thatâs jealous of you getting off with the person they fancy but donât have the guts to act upon
weed smokers in the bedroom with the closed door. nobody saw them go in, yet the party is now half-empty and those left nursing warm beer in the living room are feeling very self-conscious and uncool right now
the deep and meaningful 2am chatters
The 2 guys in suits giggling and then letting off a fire extinguisher
the helmet that always tries to light a fag off the hob
The ones that donât leave despite you having your pyjamas on, the windows open and the big lights on
(this is often me)
The police at the door