Types of people at a party

Sometimes cats

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people who relish a pedantic argument about a historical fact

6 Likes

People that talk about their work all night

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The “what’s the score of the game” lads

5 Likes

party people

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A couple that have fallen out

11 Likes

Guy who likes Foals and keeps putting Foals on

2 Likes

guy with a bottle of pernod in his backpack for some reason

9 Likes

Lambrini drinker

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chill dudes watching a movie in the other room

7 Likes

the people who want to go out some place else

6 Likes

Two people that you keep getting mixed up and calling the wrong name despite them not looking that much like each other at all.

3 Likes

The person who ingratiates themselves into conversations with - and makes sure they’re standing directly next to - the person with the spliff.

3 Likes

Someone that’s jealous of you getting off with the person they fancy but don’t have the guts to act upon

2 Likes

weed smokers in the bedroom with the closed door. nobody saw them go in, yet the party is now half-empty and those left nursing warm beer in the living room are feeling very self-conscious and uncool right now

7 Likes

the deep and meaningful 2am chatters

7 Likes

The 2 guys in suits giggling and then letting off a fire extinguisher

2 Likes

the helmet that always tries to light a fag off the hob

8 Likes

The ones that don’t leave despite you having your pyjamas on, the windows open and the big lights on

(this is often me)

3 Likes

The police at the door

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