#81

Someone who wants to tell you about how they’ve recently become vegan

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#82

feels weird to like this post

#83

Yeah changed it, maybe a bit off

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#84

A man who looks suspiciously twice the average age of the rest of the invitees, but someone did invite them to play lovable eccentric uncle/magic grandpa. Either honours this role by bringing a Russian aircraft hangar’s worth of quality booze or desecrates it by gatecrashing everyone else’s conversation with convoluted conspiracy theories like a one-man Brown/Morrison/Clapton anti-supergroup.

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#85

guy who talks about Joe Rogan a lot

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#86
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#87

Someone who promises but ultimately fails to get more drink/drugs in the early hours.

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#88

Similarly: someone who offers to go on a pizza run and is never seen from again

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#89

wrestling lads practicing doing a stone cold stunner or whatever the fuck

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#90

Someone you’ve met before and think for some reason they might hate you.

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#91

person who knows an off licence that’s definitely still open and gets you all to get a taxi there and then it’s closed

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#92

person mad slagging off their best friend after they’ve left

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#93

Really want to go to a party now.

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#94

someone you know and chat to excitedly for a bit then realise later on it wasn’t them at all

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#95

Lad who wants to end the night by going for a paddle in the garden pond

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#96

Someone talks to you thinking you’re someone else and you’ve gone along with it too long now to be able to tell them the truth.

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#97

someone who recognises you and you pretend to know to be polite and you desperately search for context clues in conversation for who they are

someone who repeats things someone else has just said

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#98

guy who insists everyone leave the party and go out, even though nobody else wants to

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#99

‘and now, we’re married!’

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#100

guy who rings 3 taxis just after everyone has opened a beer

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