Types of people at every school

Always someone that’s really good at throwing things like tangerines. Can hit a head from 100 yards type thing.

What else?

Teachers

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teachers
students
janitors

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Bullies

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LSAs (learning support assistants)

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Admin staff.

Supply teachers

Supernintendos

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Librarian

The guy with the missing finger who brings animals into assembly once every year.

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Science technicians/assistants.

IT technicians who don’t really seem to do anything

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Love a mobile phone holster though

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dinner ladies

or i guess dinner…people? dinner folk?

Lollypop person

I’m sure they exist but any dinner men in my school would’ve been eaten alive (metaphorically, the students would probably have eaten the food provided)

THEY’RE OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL!

Used to sometimes see ours on school premises as they would frequently grass up kids to the headteacher.

The ‘cool’ teacher having a bit of a midlife crises. Would turn up on a motorbike or camper van, or wearing a band t-shirt.

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Dog who mysteriously finds its way onto the school grounds/playing fields and everyone gets excited

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