What we’re really crying out for at the minute is someone to make the third goal in a 3-0 win look pretty…

Nah he seems a thoroughly decent strangeheaded bloke. Are you a Manchester United fan?

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Fuck no.

Kompany is one of the dirtiest players in the prem but largely goes unpunished because he looks like a big smiley baby.

To be fair, I’d have him in the bastard on the pitch, nice guy off it XI

The last thing we need is someone making our football more attractive

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Someone was on the couch last night…

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Expected better from you, of all people

In all seriousness, he’s obviously a quality player but an inconsistent one and I don’t see the point of signing him in a squad that has Mkhitaryan and Mata (both less talented but more consistent players IMO)

would love united to sign ozil. he’s fucking pants

Not talking about loyal fan bases at all. Think you might have watched a bit too much they think it’s all over and soccer am

Mata is gone in the summer. Mikis fucking wank

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this is obviously pretty stupid, man. sure, he’s completely gone off the boil, but in the right team (not United) he’d be fuckin’ ace

I have watched neither tyvm

Fucking hell they’re talking about the relative qualities of their 3 £40million+ number 10s, one of whom doesn’t even play for them. Nuke this thread and start a weekend one there’s a game tonight

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Sincerely hope the Glazers just asset strip them and we forget them forever

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a team where everyone gives a shit so he doesn’t have to?

Anyone got any SPL chat to add?

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FWIW I’ve got us playing some witty, charming football on Fifa and even rivals of our stature (Man City and Barcelona) admire our grace and charm. First team line up:

De Gea

Danilo - Jones - Zouma - Shaw

Mata - Pogba - Eriksen

Rashford - Dybala - Martial

Fucked Lukaku right off.

Ok, even I’ll agree this is a step too far.

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Mkhitaryan scored or made 55 goals in his final season at Dortmund and was voted the best player in the Bundesliga (a better, more technical league than the Premier League) by his peers. He’s a wonderful footballer. He’s being played out of position. He played to the left of an attacking midfield three for the most part, funnily enough the same position Pogba looked like a good player in at Juventus. Mourinho’s playing virtually every attacking player United have got out of position. Their fans should have an issue with him rather than individual players.

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