A new thread for a new month.
Parliament is in recess and I’m sure nothing of note will happen at all (slight twitch)
What will it turn out climate change is good for this month?
- Building a natural tan
- Turning the highlands into a Sandals resort
- Roof garden pineapple growers in Croydon
- Better conditions for pushing old fridges over in the forest
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We’ve already had Welsh wines so pineapples are the next obvious step. Probably not Croydon, I’d say somewhere in Nottinghamshire.
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I’m there on thurs - will see how their mango industry is doing and whether it can add them piney-A’s to the list
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Quite funny how pissy he immediately gets
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Using the private jet again, is it?
‘Oh, so you think people should be banned from going on holiday do you? Thanks. Bye.’ puts phone down
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he still has the power to make everything much much worse of course, but he just feels like the least influential, least important PM in my lifetime
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I really hope that it was a response to a memo saying “the PM’s visiting, wear a suit”.
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Andy Serkis looking pretty chill
you’ve made Liz Truss a very happy person
Don’t put that evil on me
Liz Truss managed to influence a bunch of stuff though, even if it was all downwards.
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Liz and JagP sitting in a tree k i s s i n g
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That should really be an open goal for the opposition here. Wish we had one
If Labour were any good at this sort of polictics or any tbh they’d have Keir getting on trains up and down the country this week.
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Occasionally I check in on right wing media just to see what they are doing and I was horrified reading this. It is a death cult that inhabits its own parallel reality and so ehow inexplicably controls everything in this country.
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laughter is all i have left
I hope these fuckers never experience a day of true happiness in their lives
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Subtitle has to be Drill Baby, Drill no?