UK Politics March 2025: Mr Starmer Goes To Washington

Is that Tim Key? I swear that’s Tim Key.

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Drop The Dead Donkey reboot looks shit

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Chris Mason has the mosf simpering vibes

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Every person in that photo seems to be revelling in their ultimate fantasy fulfilment. Disgusting vibes

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…from a dead friend but it was actually just filled with brown piss so…

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He’s just realised he left the oven on

Continuing the discussion from UK Politics: February 2025 - Salad is green:

Whisky is not shit

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Just following on from the discussion about the new international development minister, people were talking about the allegations of her being keir starmer’s “mistress”. This is now accepted to be a sexist term.

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It’s so fucking funny he came out of that meeting with Trump with his nose dripping in brown so pleased with himself, certain that for once he’d done something good, and it lasted all of 24 hours. Pure Keith.

You can tell Trump is just completely taking the piss btw because he’s talking about what a nice voice he has.

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It was the “sure I’m happy to work with him. He has a great wife, beautiful.” that got me and then that fucking wet rag going “yes…erm… I would also like to say that my wife is great HAHAHAHA” that got me the most

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Typical Starmer. Can’t even follow up on a threat to “take that pen and stick it up your arse” without chickening out.

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https://xcancel.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1134833523959971840#m

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Looking forward to Charlie having Vance put in the tower

what would Corbyn have done about the idea of meeting Trump if he was PM?

Wouldn’t have given him jam

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How do these people manage to sleep and not stay up all night cringing?

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