UK Politics - May 2022

To be totally fair to this guy it doesn’t look like he has the family connections, obviously makes up for it in the lacking in human empathy stakes.

Should do a tory MP top trumps

Connections.......20
Greed.............40
Lack of Empathy...99
Ego...............60
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I’m guessing bigotry isn’t included because it would break the scale?

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this article got shared on a whatsapp group as I was reading this thread

He is obviously a very charming person

Tory MP Lee Anderson said that in order to justify the expense of the controversial scheme, around £120m in a trial run, the government would have to “sell it to the public”.
He then asked how the minister would stop “these economic migrants or asylum seekers, or whatever they pretend to be” from “disappearing and never been seen again in this country” once they are told they are going to be sent to Rwanda instead of being allowed to claim asylum in the UK.

It says a lot that my eye just glossed over "Corrupto Asset Management and didn’t even consider it was made up until I was on the last couple of words of that tweet.

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Needs a special powers category for things like “comedy accents” and “cheese knowledge”

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Rayner was right about Tory MPs

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I’m assuming Ronnie Thatcher is the heel?

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Nit a clue he looks like was it Bubbles from Big Brother and the other looks like Jez Quigley from Corrie

Death match wrestling >>>>>>>>>>>>>> being exposed to Conservative ideals at a young age.

I mean, if you want to talk about preventing harm to children - don’t take them to the Conservative club

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Lie the scene from the start of Battle Royal where the kids get armed.

You’re going to be peeved if your fighting someone who’s been given a strimmer if you’ve been given a light bulb.

A fucking strimmer?! :sweat_smile: :dotted_line_face:

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Meanwhile

So… is Lebedev a double agent then?
Or maybe Johnson is?

All seems very murky

Sorry… I mean totally normal

Fairly common weapon in garbage wrestling. Makes me cringe every time I hear about those kind of things.

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The boulder was the blinder all along?

That whole thing was just based on a typo?

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Woke up to this thoroughly memeable headline in the Plymouth Herald this morning

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Lol

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Smiling while saying it, beautiful.

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Saying nowt

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