Been waiting weeks to see the back of that last thread.
Booooo I wanted to do one
Can we have a good subtitle this time, that’s clearly the most important thing.
Anything is better than the last one.
No that’s not a challenge
How about #Don’tPunUK
Would pick death. Will win death. Beginning the month with a win.
My current job involves a lot of working with BEIS.
Jacob. Rees. Mogg.
just sick of seeing the word truss everywhere
Trust me, it’ll get worse before it gets trusser
Truss me daddi
It’s not ideal, but ‘sunak me daddy’ is an order of magnitude worse
Edit dammit I’d be typing faster if I wasn’t in a meeting
If everyone was Lizening.
Lyrics depressingly pertinent…
Hello I would like less politics please
Has anyone tried turning it off?
feels like this ‘race’ has gone on forever. Just put us out of our misery with more terrifying misery ffs
The tortruss and the heir, innit.
More of that heady boredom and terror mix? Wahoo!
had a text from my civil service atd today and I’m gonna start ordering metal and tins to build a nuclear shelter and live out my days there