UK to censor online videos of 'non-conventional' sex acts

Yet another brilliant, totally competent idea from our government!

ā€œfour-finger ruleā€

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Imagine which Tory heartthrob got to decide which sex acts are ā€œnon-conventionalā€.

Mind you, if we still had Cameron theyā€™d end up with a much shorter list than I could come up with.

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I think itā€™s a good thing. We need to start living life, not watching it

yes and ho!

we should expand it to all non-conventional television and film as well. just leave the bake-off, downton abbey and the one show. thatā€™s more than enough.

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nah, we need to start baking cakes, not watching it

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And your solution to that is proscriptive government censorship of depictions of otherwise totally legal sex acts?

Cool.

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Tbh people arguing against the bill are only looking out for number one

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Any attempt by a government to control peoples legal and consenting sex lives is deeply wrong and worrying and the start of a slippery slope imo. So just what I expected from you new fascist overlords.

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just use your imagination you lazy cunt

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Shouldnā€™t I be doing life instead of imagining it, though?

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This is absolutely nuts legislation - aside from the dangerous slippery slope of censorship that it represents (though weā€™re about halfway down there anyway)ā€¦they are censoring us watching acts that are legal to do. Also there is something about it which seems to me to be censoring because a bunch of MPs find these acts ā€˜ickyā€™ or something.

Likeā€¦ban female ejaculation but not male ejaculation? Why? Also why ban menstruation?

Utterly clueless.

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I think using your imagination is part of ā€˜doing lifeā€™ watching someone elseā€™s imagination is ā€˜watching lifeā€™

Fixed this for you Casseroles.

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Are they going to censor Cake Farts?

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I missed the bit where we were getting telepathic powers as compensation for this.

Yeah thereā€™s a strong line of misogyny going through it. Ban all those sex acts that involve womenā€™s bodily fluids!

Iā€™m sorry you feel like that. Iā€™m just really anti-porn at the moment.

I thought she meant that everyone should just get up to some ā€œnon-conventionalā€ sex acts themself rather than be lazy and expect the porn actors to do all the work.

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Iā€™m not anti unconventional sex acts in the slightest