Ukulele + whistling + 'gentle' voice + cute mascot + quirky name = 49.98% APR


#1

Get fucked.


#2

Ukulele + whistling + gentle voice + cute mascot + quirky name

All dayer at the shacklewell arms

£6/£5 NUS


#3

Ukulele + twee song + ‘gentle’ voice + girl smiling on the platform = shit advert for dating site
Get fucked


#4

They saw me coming from a million miles off.


#5

Ukulele + whistling + gentle voice = PRS payout

Thank you stupid marketeers.


#6

Yeah that or a black horse running through housing estates/along beaches.


#7

Actually that ad always makes me think of Homer’s ‘enigmatic’ Mr Plow advert


#8