Ukulele + whistling + 'gentle' voice + cute mascot + quirky name = 49.98% APR

Get fucked.

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Ukulele + whistling + gentle voice + cute mascot + quirky name

All dayer at the shacklewell arms

£6/£5 NUS

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Ukulele + twee song + ‘gentle’ voice + girl smiling on the platform = shit advert for dating site
Get fucked

They saw me coming from a million miles off.

Yeah that or a black horse running through housing estates/along beaches.

Actually that ad always makes me think of Homer’s ‘enigmatic’ Mr Plow advert