Just go to Greggs you posh TWAT.
And get me a yumyum while you’re there pls
I love yum yums, but I really don’t like seeing other people enjoying them. They always turn into sticky, soggy, phallic messes.
keep going
The only doughnuts I eat are co-op jam ones.
Wild Flours??
THE DREAM
This is a weirdly principled stance.
I don’t know how deep you roll around those ivory towers, but in my endz if I’m in Greggs for a doughnut, it’s a fudge one.
I want a hipster one filled with absinthe (or a GF beignet) or something though so I’ll nip in for a steak bake on my way.
I’ve just realised what I want as my birthday cake for every year until I die (of doughnut poisoning).
Ask your missus to do a doughnut version of that hideous ‘monkey’.
Greggs down here is pointless. They don’t even have macaroni pies.
They’re a GF bakery on the Southside. Their beignet game is strong.
Oh what because she’s the woman she’ll be doing the baking?
You can make your own birthday deformed doughnut Curious George for all I care m9!
I have a very hot take on the Scottish attitude to carbs that I might save for a polite and respectful thread with polls tomorrow.
Raised yeast doughnut with chocolate frosting, Oreo cookies, and peanut butter.
According to their website.
We’re constantly carb loading in anticipation of the next time it all kicks off.
This is what peak performance looks like, keith.
Good lord.
