This is a weirdly principled stance.
I don’t know how deep you roll around those ivory towers, but in my endz if I’m in Greggs for a doughnut, it’s a fudge one.
I want a hipster one filled with absinthe (or a GF beignet) or something though so I’ll nip in for a steak bake on my way.
I’ve just realised what I want as my birthday cake for every year until I die (of doughnut poisoning).
Ask your missus to do a doughnut version of that hideous ‘monkey’.
Greggs down here is pointless. They don’t even have macaroni pies.
They’re a GF bakery on the Southside. Their beignet game is strong.
Oh what because she’s the woman she’ll be doing the baking?
You can make your own birthday deformed doughnut Curious George for all I care m9!
I have a very hot take on the Scottish attitude to carbs that I might save for a polite and respectful thread with polls tomorrow.
Raised yeast doughnut with chocolate frosting, Oreo cookies, and peanut butter.
According to their website.
We’re constantly carb loading in anticipation of the next time it all kicks off.
This is what peak performance looks like, keith.
Good lord.
There’s gotta be donuts closer than this
I’m losing my mind. I just pegged it to the cafe I went to this morning thinking I’d left my bag and wallet there only to find it’s in the flat. Of course it fucking is. OF COURSE. I’m going to go buy a doughnut.
Woke up one morning after being at the pub the night before, didn’t drink too much. I suddenly thought: OH MY GOD I’VE LEFT MY BAG AND ALL MY IMPORTANT STUFF IN THE PUB. Phoned around, even phoned the pub, no sign of it. About an hour later I realised it was sitting on the floor right in front of me the whole time ahahahahaha.
At least you could phone, the cafe I went to doesn’t have a phone number!? What? How? WHY?
In Boston recently I had maple glaze with bacon bits. Amazing
One of my ATDs did a full payday shopping trip followed by an evening in the pub that did cheap trebles and karaoke.
He woke up with no items and no idea where they might be, but he was most annoyed at having lost a library book that they were going to charge him to replace.
^^ how has this gone without comment??
Sometimes it’s better not to know…
