Unanimous amazing reviews for The Grand Tour

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#1

Amazon have clearly paid them all off


#2

still don’t think I’ll bother


#3

at least that ‘argentinian’ flight thing backfired. cunts.


#4

Why have they waited this long? They should’ve put out any old shite the moment that fucking bellend hired that tank to deliver that stupid petition to the BBC.


#5

Imagine letting a review persuade you that something containing Richard Hammond, James May and Jeremy Clarkson wasn’t complete shitforcunts


#6

Guardian review mentions jokes Clarkson makes about gypsies and ebola. Depressing, if not particularly shocking, that one of the biggest TV shows in the world in 2016 is a bunch of middle aged white guys talking about cars and being professional racists.


#7

Did it? They got The Sun front page out of it and press from everyone else… seems to me like it worked perfectly.


#8

mate they got absolutely railed in the guardian and in my liberal echo chamber


#9

Of course they did. By now Clarkson could donate a £1,000,000 to a donkey sanctury and the Guardian would generate at least half a dozen articles explaining why he’s worse than cancer, before outlining how good his shows and books are, followed by another 3 identical articles in that week’s Observer.


#10

Will probably watch it as I like cars doing funny things like being in water


#11


#12

hilarious!


#13

it’s funny cos the car’s in the water.


#14

Brilliant


#15

It is so layered as well, The Honda Engine powering a Nissan Pickup, The Trash can lids on the side, deep sea fishing rods? Come on even the most asymmetrical haired of you lot on here must gasp a chuckle


#16

I’d watch another series of James May getting pissed with Oz Clarke, not watching this though.


#17

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME!

I’ll start:

Clarkson: ‘THE CAR IS IN THE WATER!’


#18

Like all ‘motorheads’, it’s the Honda/Nissan thing that really does it for me.


#19

Person on land: “Is that Jeremy Clarkson on a boat? No, on closer inspection he is in a car which is on the water.”


#20

“this car loves the water, just like those bloody foreign nationalities do”