Love this:
Dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes
Those mothers absolutely honk. Always steer my son towards Ritz or breadsticks.
See also: Cheese Strings. Zero nutritional value but strangely addictive
Wow. Typing out cheesestring autocorrects to cheesiest ring
It’s based on things you’ve typed in the past, so
Not on my phone it doesn’t…
Teddy and Darrell. I really enjoy all the records I have by them even though they’re dated and a bit asinine.
Um, everything I love?
Michael Bay Transformers movies
ha ha
ha ha omg
Woah-oh-oh! You’ve got low self-esteem!
Woah-oh-oh! That’s why I’m going to target you!
Triggered
Doner kebabs.
How about wilfully pretending not to understand the concept of a guilty pleasure even though it is just shorthand for something we can all get to grips with and not something that will shake society to its core?
Selena Gomez (music and films)
Atomic Kitten
Corra
Shitty processed chicken based breaded frozen food products.