This doesn’t mean the ear chat has to end though!

Such a satisfying feeling when you get it sorted, I’m pre-emptively jealous of you.

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Last time I had this done I was so disorientated I tried to leave the surgery and ended up in a cupboard.

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They also tell you to use olive oil next time which is why I use olive oil.

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Look after your ears and your ears will look after you

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Listen to your eyes and your eyes will listen back

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Smell your fingers

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Smell your ears. Not possible.

I bet there’s an old man somewhere with big floppy ears that can smell them.

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You can’t get your nose close enough to ever smell your own ear.

Fingers is cheating.

Last time I got mine syringed, it really fucked up my balance on the walk through the little car park

Bic Biro lid

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Has everyone been smoking pot in here

no officer, I’ve just been burning ‘ear candles’

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in ear

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I love getting my ears syringed, I have terrible sinuses and get blocked ears really easily. In the last two year I’ve (temporarily) lost my hearing completely once, and each side has gone totally deaf a couple of times for months at a stretch. Damn ears, always getting full of clag.

I spend hours and hours a day with headphones on, it’s a wonder it doesn’t happen more often tbh

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My one ear is really good and declags and clears itself out fairly often, the other’s a right pillock and just gets properly clagged up for aaaages

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Wee bit of hydrogen peroxide.

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Serious Father Jack earwax candle energy going on there.

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