Some names, such as Bart, can easily be rhymed with ‘fart’, thus creating a harder life growing up around other schoolkids for the Barts of this world.
Some names have less scope for this form of teasing than others, e.g. Steven or Andrew are fairly robust and difficult to find attack angles with (Weven???)
What other names have this attribute?
Steveo the Paedo
Hand shandy Andy
Dick
With Andy you can say Andy Pandy
Steve can be be Stevie Wevied
I’m not sure this name you seek exists
Balonz
Randy Baumgardner
Tokyo Sexwale
Louis CK’s skit on this is, I’m pretty sure, the only thing he’s ever said that actually made me laugh.
Really fucking dull names like James
Fuck me this went downhill fast
It was Giant Slalom, actually.
My surname rhymes with manger, so at Christmas I used to get ‘away in an insert rich-t’s surname here’ sung to me.
I also get bitchy, or bitchy ranger, bitchy stranger instead of Richie insert surname here.
I think most names are bulliable
Rimmy Jimmy
My middle name rhymes with manger.
Epimer stranger
He ended up being bullied pretty badly IIRC
Impressive work, you are a very talented bully.
Both of those are just nonsense though, hardly cause for concern
Aaron
