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#24

Aaron the prick

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#25

You’re clutching at straws epimer

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#26

The name’s Danger, Rick Danger. License to cycle.

[My niece’s name is Hope. She didn’t have much fun with hymns and carols at school either.]

#27

Phil

#28

What if he eats a peach? He’s fucked. Or if he gets a coat with more than two colours on it. Or if he sits down.

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#29

Nah I have a friend called Phil and we mercilessly rip him. I’m not sure if it has anything to do with his name but it feels like it does.

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#30

I call my flatmate ill Phil (not to his face), because he is quite sickly.

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#31

I used to get a lot of HAHAHA Your name includes FANNY

but now I think I’d quite like to be called Fanny.

#32

Alright Fergal Sharkey

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#33

Aaron a G-string

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#34

Phil McCaverty
Phil McCracken
etc

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#35

lol fanny

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#36

Drew Peacock

#37

You’ll always be Desk to us @meowington

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#38

Ahahahaha yes you’re all right
Imagine being called Phil

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#39

Yeah, but it’s odd cause his first name’s Edward.

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#40

Phiiiiiiiiil

phiiiiiiiiiiiil

#41

I’m Jack, and early school was pretty brutal.

Beanstalk, Sprat, Skellington, & Jill etc. Probably didn’t help that my mum’s name is Jill.

When I was 8 I was on holiday in Majorca and the holiday rep (a grown man) called me Jackass and the other the kids called me that for the rest of the holiday :frowning:

Nowadays I get a lot of folks saying ‘hi Jack’ and then falling over themselves laughing because they said ‘hijack’ :neutral_face:

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#42

stretching the definition a bit

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