Morning. Can hear a quite loud, presumably live, band. Checked and there’s no gigs on at the cricket ground so it aint them rehearsing. Why is there such loud music at 8am on the streets of M16?!
School run was full of new to me, quite spooked and suspicious looking cats.
Got to sleep at sometime after…3.31am 
My train’s been cancelled.
Please log any odd behaviour and events in here, along with your days plans and thoughts.
Oh! It’s the running club at school - blasting out the bangers on a set of speakers in the playground as big as a smart car
They should move the Blarney Stone somewhere a bit more convenient, imho. That’s my thought for the day.
Do you think you’ll be proactive in a relocation campaign?
Just whip it out and stick it somewhere vaguely head height, imho. This is ridiculous…
Gotta work, then off to an outdoor Mean Girls screening if the weather holds
Then an evening of Glasto and beers (and possibly pizza? Tbh tbc) with a mate
Bring on 4pm!
Saw dozens of rabbits/hares running across the tracks in a big group earlier. Like 50+ of them. Seems like one of those weird things animals do when there’s going to be a natural disaster or something.
The foxes of Hagley will be well fed today
You need to put effort into romance if you want to keep your blarney stone happy.
I’m team blarney: not only do i demand many kisses but i want public displays of affection, some real flair and a general feeling of triumph and lightheadedness.
This is highly suspicious, and from one of the most uncanny of animals.
I’ve done this, but I’m also told that a favourite drunken pastime of the locals is to climb up there and piss on it
Morning all!
I was out with work last night and do not feel well as a result. Not sure if it’s booze, lack of food or the kebab I had on the way home.
Luckily, it’s my turn for school drop off.
Taken the ADHD meds that get me really high, about to send a work email terminating a contract that’s going to piss off some well -connected and quite vindictive people, then turning off my phone and not checking any emails until Monday.
I wanna go on this
Cheekster 2 this morning “why are they called numberplates when they’re mainly letters?”
Morning all, half day Friday has rolled around once more
Slept in til 8:30 and all so I’m excited to feel well rested all danged day
Off up to the lakes at lunchtime. Going to L’Enclume tomorrow and am very excited about the completely daft things I’m going to eat there
She’s done you there
Me and the DVLA
Down at the schoolyard
