Uncertain Times

Roughly half past
About quarter to

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4 21

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Around lunch

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At the back of 9

9 bells

Forever confused

Midday isn’t actually the middle of anyone’s day unless they’re up at like 4am

Next Thursday (especially if it’s said on a Sunday)

When the hand points to 6
Which hand???

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High noon. The same as regular height noon? Or a special, super noon?

Close of play

As in “Can you get this to me by close of play, please?”

Yeah, that’s helpful, thanks.

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After tea

Wednesday week.

When the clocks go forward/back and you are not sure if your phone automatically updated or not

When you arrive in Spain from your UK flight and you turn on your phone and you are not sure if your phone automatically updated or not

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When the sun is over the yardarm

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Considering the fact that my working day generally runs until 11:00PM, I have fallen foul of this sort of thing before when I’ve told someone I’d have something back to them ‘today’, meaning within this calendar day period. I know this is my fault, but it’s still annoying.

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