I love the smell of freshly cut grass
I like things, things are good. Not all things, but a decent amount of things. Do you like some things too?
Fuckin cyclists tho amirite?
What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I’ll be honest, I’m dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Dixons. They do say it will help people in wheelchairs.
What is your favourite biscuit? Or even, what is your favourite crisp?
Scissors are fantastic for cutting pizza, aren’t they?
They’re still a complete joke so I don’t blame you for not noticing tbh