Underpants

Underplants glued to the ceiling in a final act of indignity, and quite frankly a big fuck you to the road that led to the death of our mothers. Twisted on its axis, Jeremy Paxman’s pea soup puts up a good fight but it’s all or nothing and everything to play for in this final round of penis darkness penis darkness. The slightly rotund man at the end of the bar asserts with all his might that pumpkins play the flute better than the turnip, and he’d know, because he was built in Pumpkin World 2.0.

Yet it remains at its very heart the quintessential quintessentialist. The Jay Rayner to the Wayne Rooney. The the to the the the.

The the the the.

He.

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