I don’t know if it’s hayfever or sleeping with the window open or what, but I’ve been waking up with a very stuffy/crusty nose (told you it wasn’t a sexy thread) in the morning.
That feeling in the shower of it all loosening up and dislodging as the steam hits it is, in my opinion, a highly underrated sensation.
When you drink beer whilst semi-reclined on the sofa and then, when you stand up to go and get a bag of crisps from the kitchen, you do a gentle nose-burp that makes your eyes water.
Taking the cover off a speaker so the cone is exposed, turning the treble and middle down to zero, turning the volume right up, playing some sort of generic dub playlist then resting your erect penis against the vibrating cone to climax.
Quite like when you’ve got a slightly trapped burp because you’re lying down or slouching, then you sit up straight or stand up and it all resolves in a big round satisfying belch.
When you take off a pair of socks you’ve worn all day then immediately put on a fresh pair and they feel like the cleanest thing that’s ever touched your skin.