Universal condiment exceptions

Mayo with chips

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Does anyone remember when Hilary Clinton said “I don’t know who made Pokemon Go but I hope we can make people Pokemon Go to the polls” or something like that?

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walk out of any restaurant that doesn’t have a bottle of this on the table

I heard that some places up north put gravy on their chips, what the fuck is with that?

Disgusting

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After eating and paying for your food presumably?

What about an Indian restaurant?

Mate, KFC gravy is the best chip condiment there is

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some places in cornwall chuck curry flavoured sauce over their chips.

grim.

ANY

Chips can withstand pretty much any condiment.

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You’d have to eat them with a fork.

Nothing more Tory.

Except people who cut up a fucking burger with a knife and fork.

Reckon anyone ever puts ketchup in a bag of crisps?

Good morning dragons. I’m here to ask for £100K for a 5% share in my new condiment business.

I first spotted a gap in the condiment market when…

Aye good one

You dip them in a pot of gravy using your hands

Think they normally put crisps in there.

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I’d rather not but will allow it

sauce rankings:

  1. ketchup
  2. bbq sauce
  3. sweet chilli/normal chilli. sriracha, that sort of thing
  4. brown

all other condiments should be banned. mayo, salad cream, coleslaw, mustard, all disgusting.

tell you what is a bizarrely popular sauce…brown sauce. Absolute shite. Imagine liking it over ketchup, mayo, mustard, bbq, tartare, literally any sauce? 2/10 at best

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  • I disagree as am old and obnoxiously British

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What does brown sauce taste like again?