Unlikely places in which you've done a bodily function (polls)

Sounds like you’ve had a rough day.

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I used a toilet like this once:

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Luckily for a wee only. It was the grimmest thing I’ve ever done.

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unusual places I’ve taken a shit.

  1. middle of a field
  2. into a carrier bag whilst squatting on the front seat of my car
  3. into my kecks whilst very drunk (unusual as I was sat on the toilet and thought I’d pulled them down)
  4. in some sand dunes
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thankfully these instances span almost 20 years.

I’ve not farted in the House of Commons, but i have had a shit in the US Capitol

have taken a shit in here

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Looks like a lot of men’s toilets in rural Irish pubs tbf.

Puked at a bus stop

  • Yep
  • Nope

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Puked on a bus

  • Yep
  • Nope

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I don’t vomit much, but when I do it seems to involve buses.

Looks like Silent Hill

Puked on a train?

  • Yup
  • Nay

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I do all of my public puking exclusively relating to bus infrastructure, no trains for me clive.

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Once my friend got stuck in a huge traffic jam for hours and he really needed a poo and the only receptacle he had in the car was a pint glass

That must have been quite unpleasant for “your friend”. I hope “your friend” can laugh about it now though.

Pint glass in a car?

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Man poop car pint

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plastic bag in a tent at reading festival

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European Courts of Justice.
Plus many of the world’s great art galleries.

I should get an ‘on tour’ T shirt printed

thrown up into a pint glass -

  • yep, WAHEY
  • no

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Shit out a tree

  • Nope
  • Chris is cool

0 voters