Unnecessary Things

Conductors in choirs/orchestras. bet they’re having a fucking laugh.

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guy that sits on the front of a boat and shouts at the rowers. also having a laugh.

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Yeah I’ve said this before. They’re definitely not doing anything.

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Live audiences in TV sitcoms.

Having a laugh (often on command.)

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Have opined on here before that conductors do nothing and it inspired some of the most vitriolic takes I’ve ever encountered on here.

That in mind I maintain it’s a comfortable chair away from being the literal easiest job.

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majority of security at airport scan areas. if you have a proper look at them, more than half of them are just standing around chatting to each other.

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Seagulls

Arse hair

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indicating on roundabouts

Roofs on cars are important to keep the rain out, you pillock.

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Yer man Ted Bundy liked them.

wha?

You can fuck right off profk, I’m a conductor by trade and we take that shit seriously.
Violinists are really dumb we need to tell them when to pluck their strings.

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Reckon Conductors add more to orchestral music than drummers do to bands

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I know this is a hot take and I am biting

  1. it’s hard to keep time in an orchestra with 30 people and loads of different bits

  2. literally impossible to rehearse without someone being well placed to hear and give direction

  3. helps to have someone with a clear idea of what they want

  4. fuck violins

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GET A REAL JOB

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Violins is never the answer

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Literally my dad’s job. He’s having a laugh.

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Polyphonic Spree had shit loads of people and never needed a wanker with a wand at the front

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