Toaster pops toast up with such force that the toast is flung into the air and caught by the awaiting toast user.
Popeye squeezing a can of spinach and the spinach all landing in his mouth without any spillage and despite the unlikely arc of travel.
Cars that appear to have 20 gears based on the revey broom sounds
Six shooters and rifles with infinite ammo
the technology being… the can?
“I am grateful that the Lord blessed us with the can tree so that I can enjoy my Heinz cream of tomato soup without the need for technological marvels for it’s transportation from shelf to stomach” - @japes, 2019
My toaster has done this once. The toast ended up in the gap between the fridge and the counter.
Also, the levers on the toaster have broken off and it generally produces toast that’s too dry. I hate our toaster.
that’s a sentiment I can get behind!!
I’m not convinced that cuckoos burst out of clocks with the vigour that is often portrayed
This is a fair point
It’s impossible to knock someone out by thunking them on the back of the neck.
(the technology is your hand)
Those old thriller/action films where someone ‘wipes’ a hard drive by shooting it
I’m assuming that the hard drive in question isn’t an SSD here or that would be a very serious breach of the thread’s subject matter…
those futuristic UIs every hacker has.
well how about you fuck yourself then?
No, how about you fuck YOURself
Sick to the back fucking teeth of this shit
Guns seem to serve as a swiss army knife in old films, shooting locks open, turning off light switches, etc.