Monsanto

Yesterday’s Mews

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Professor Fuck

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Ronnie Pickering

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Fenton

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VPN

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people should tape the miaow of a cat and only refer to it using that recording, like play it to them when they want to address them.

Has somebody done that?

do cats have cat words for their owners? Like a distinct miaow for them?

Shellac

I don’t know about that, but when he’s miaowing, I’ll often miaow back and it’s like we’re having a conversation.

Mind you, as I don’t know what I’m saying in cat language, he’s probably thinking “You’re an arse, of course Kid A isn’t the best Radiohead album”.

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I wonder if cats get into intense augments about the best butt smell or something.

Or is it just dogs that sniff butts?

Face like a cat’s arse

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Or FLACA if you must shorten it

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Surface To Air Missile

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I’ll just be Ronnie Hotdogs thanks

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John Bolton

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Colonel Gaddafi (not Cattafi, let me be clear about that)

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Flubber

MC Digestive Biscuit

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