Four pinter of milk
Gare du Nord
In a friend’s cupboard, whilst sleepwalking.
They really are committed to making visits to the toilet as sexy as possible
Toilets in the shard are genuinely amazing, the urinals are directly in front of a window so you look out over London while you piss
Terrible place aside from that obviously
I have pissed up a tree in a tropical rainforest
Did you see my update on the kitchen roll? It was shit. Might pick up some bog roll though as you never know.
Yeah, I saw that. If I’m ever going to get that gift box of the bog roll I’ll wait until I’ve moved to a new place or had the bathroom done, invite everyone round.
Been to a couple of good ones in Oz…
Loos With A View in Melbourne:
Rattl n Hum Bar in Cairns. The wall of the urinal is one way glass so you have a view straight into hundreds of folk sitting in the beer garden. Well, they told me it was one way glass
I went for a wee wee in Weeley once.
After being constipated for a week, we trekked 3 hours up the stairs at 2am to finally need a poo at the top.
In a squat toilet.
I’ve pissed in that toilet in cairns
A restaurant in Tokyo had its menu framed in the toilet.
In the middle of a tea plantation very like this one (can’t find the exact one, but it was within a mile or so of this one)
High five my man
[Please note: I didn’t wash my hands after…]