At the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Iāve urinated on a priestās grave.
From Glasgow. Impressive
Where the flip is that Witcho?
Itās Stoer Lighthouse in Scotlaaaaaand!!
OOo, thatās lovely!
I quite fancy living in a lighthouse. The music teacher at my school lived in one!
Wait, thatās a lieā¦ she lived in the house NEXT to the lighthouse. Haha. Whoops. Close enough.
Under an incredibly starry sky in a field in Montana with two coyotes staring at me. A few hours ago.
Deliberate or accidental?
Completely accidentally!
I was very drunk one NYE and ducked down what I thought was a side street to take a piss. turns out it wasnāt a side street and I was on the grounds of a church in my home town. I started to take a piss but realised i had to puke as well. I started getting sick and only noticed that I was doing all of this on a grave when a police officer shone a torch at me.
I only got away with it as my then-GF managed to haul me away and placated the police officer. Still very lucky I didnāt wake up in a cell that morning.
Down a lift shaft of a half-built apartment building. Not one of my prouder moments
When I was a kid we hated the people who played golf. It meant a 15 minute detour walking around the golf course and if we went across it the cunts would deliberately aim golf balls at us. So at night time weād go in and shit in the holes.
Half way up Mt Kilimanjaro, in a long drop with the best view of any toilet Iāve visited.
Not one of the finest for the lift engineer at the bottom either!
Cambridge folks may recognise this āfamousā tree.
Few weeks after theā¦eventā¦they took a sample of the soil and sent it to space alongside some other āculturally significantā things.
SPACE PISS!
Happy New Year!
I only asked because I am aware of certain people who would do this given half a chanceā¦ ifyaknowwaddameanā¦