Unusual / weird / interesting / exciting places you have been to the toilet

[hip_young_gunslinger]

I was having a discussion about this tree only last week!

That’s quite a public place to piss…

Also, HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH MY COLLEGE GOOD SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

[Epimer]

PISS-DUEL AT DAWN

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@hip_young_gunslinger

That’s quite a public place to piss…

These things matter not to a drunken 19-year old.

[KindRegards]

I was exploring a derelict cement works one time and really had to go for a number two. I found an old bucket in a cupboard and let loose. Nearest thing to wipe with was some faded gas inspection report from 1988 or thereabouts. Didn’t know what to do with the bucket afterwards so I placed it back in the cupboard. Still sometimes think about that bucket full of my shit somewhere in a disused cement plant in the Midlands.

[froglet]

somewhere around here (chott el djerid salt lake, tunisia). it was in an actual toilet next to a lone shop, not in the open in full view of the tour bus. the toilet looked like it had never been cleaned and had no toilet paper or seat even

[Icarus-Smicarus]

these are mine:

What's the most distinguished building you've done a shit in?

i’ve done one in Belfast City Hall and one in Manchester Central Library. a couple in Leeds City Museum. i definitely went to the toilet in Glasgow Museum of Modern Art but i can’t remember if i done a shit or not. i’m talking about in the toilet really but i will accept ones you’ve done on the floor or a ledge.

[Icarus-Smicarus]

we’ve all pissed in a bucket, pal

[sarahispi]

Top of the Eiffel Tower

I didn’t piss off the Eiffel Tower, I used the toilets that are in the Eiffel Tower

[aboynamedgoo]

@soft_shell_taco

Toilets in the shard are genuinely amazing, the urinals are directly in front of a window so you look out over London while you piss

Shit view from the Shard

[BodyInTheThames]

I pissed off the top of Monument once

[PaintyCanNed]

Members loo at the MCG

[anon35496508]

@Icarus-Smicarus

we’ve all pissed in a bucket, pal

I used to put on gigs. The toilets were to the left of the stage as you face it. The door to the backstage area was to the right of the stage. The Black Lips were playing.

The venue manager has told the security to go over the legal capacity and to use their judgement as to when to stop people paying to get in. Manager figures more people means more sales at the bar, I guess.

Once all those people were crushed in there I couldn’t get to the other side of the room quickly enough. So I used my key to the downstairs area underneath the stage where I pissed in a very large wellington boot, one of a pair, that was in amongst all kinds of other crap that had been dumped in the room and forgotten about.

I haven’t put on gigs for a while now and haven’t put on a gig at that particular venue for a lot longer. But pissing in a bucket reminded me of it and I now feel kind of guilty for whoever found that wellington boot and had to empty it. Although for all I know, and this is very possible, it’s still there nine years later untouched.