#32

Learning about this was the highlight of my degree.

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#33

Oh yeah, one time my sixth form bf went down on me in the woods next to a river and I forgot that the canoe club used that river. Just hoping they were too busy canoeing to look at what was going on elsewhere

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#35

Phw-oar?

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#36

All I’m saying is that he did not capsize in my thighs’ high tide.

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#37

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#38
  • :steam_locomotive:
  • :ship:
  • :shower: (not that weird, and the actual worst)
#39

Metropolitan line between Harrow-on-the-Hill and Pinner.

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#40

In the swimming pool of a small hotel where we thought we were the only guests. Turned out later that we weren’t and we could have been interrupted at any time.

Anyway, the main lesson was that swimming pool sex is thoroughly overrated.

Oh, and a sleeper train too. That was overrated too because we had to squeeze into a single, uncomfortable bunk.

#41

Oh, and on a sailing boat too. I joined my other half for the second week of a sailing holiday she was on with her aunt and uncle just after we met. The day I arrived the aunt and uncle decided to spend an extended period of time ashore leaving us on the boat. That was better than swimming pool or sleeper train.

#42

my mates mum and dad’s dining room

#43

Just the standard orifices.

#44

have never had a finger up the graveyard.

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#47

Disabled toilets at a horror film festival

Behind the bar in the students union (everyone else had gone home)

Think that’s it tbh

#48

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#49

Never paid your respects to the didge?

#51

it’s funny because graveyards often have tombs

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#53

The old Met line trains were rife for late night blowies.

So I heard.

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#54

no sorry i still don’t get it

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#55

I wasn’t sure if people were getting it

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#56

I feel vindicated

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