#63

Does the bin count as a room?

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#64

Is that because she knows you “like music”?

#66

Do you think they’d be up for swapping with vouchers for restaurants that I don’t want to go to?

#67

incredible

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#68

Do you know where she got it? My gf needs a new work mug and I’m creasing up at the possibilities here.

#69

Cambridge is a bit far probably

#71

To be clear: they don’t have to eat with me.

#72

Oh, are these for chain restaurants? No.

#73

Not quite.

http://www.cambscuisine.com

Take your/their pick!

#74

Yeah, these are all in Cambridgeshire. And the menus look absolutely fine you ungrateful sod.

#75

just the notion that they are too polite to say bathroom so come up with this crappy workaround

#77

true!

#78

Don’t you ever have friends come round to visit?

#79

Not if I can possibly help it.

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#80

I’m open to cash offers to take them off my hands.

#81

Haha, yeah, that is definitely the case.

#82

hmmmm I was in the bath the other night thinking “this needs more nauseating, pungent fragrance”

#83

fart joke

#84

This is my only ambition in life.

#85

you’re a poet
and you didn’t even realise!

i’m so bored

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