have you ever won an ‘employee of the month’ award?
I have not.
Mate you are speaking to a Reed Accountancy temp of the month (national!) here.
Also won one at a previous company for my ‘effervescent personality’ and that was quarter!.
fucking hell! I’d tear it up in front of them. I’m 5 years service in June and get 3 days more holiday!
I’ve never worked anywhere that dishes them out: basically they won’t employ me because they’re scared I’d hoover them all up.
Can you hang three days holiday on your wall? No.
What do you usually do with your hour?
Get made to pick my son up early from afterschool club by my wife.
is he having it in his car?
I’ll level with you, I would be stunned if he had a leaving do and I would be even more stunned if I was invited. My team has virtually nothing to do with anyone else in our location other than a couple of banalities at the water cooler.
The mistake you’ve made here is telling your wife when your birthday is.
You gonna sign his card at least?
The only card I have signed in my entire time here was when my boss left. I count the not signing of cards a bigger bonus than @Im_On_Safari three days extra holiday.
How’s your promotion to site manager working out?
You going to at least give him a little wave as he finally reverses out of the parking space?
You’re such a brown-nose.
He’s had over a whole extra day off since 1993! What more does this bastard want?!
Oh shit, @anon29812515 can you accumulate hours and spend them all at once? If I worked there for 7 years could I have a whole day off?
NO!
hope he gets to stare at you 24/7 now
How about 1 minute off per day over 60 days?
