A classic of the genre
Hark at this bellend
welcome aboard, shiny!
Ha ha took me a worrying about of time to figure out why the fuck you had said that. What the feck? Is uploading totally borked or what? Just restarted my phone to try to deal with it.
Dunno wtf’s happened here. No-one wants to see my mug anyway.
of course we do! solid gold dis legend if ever there was one!