UPS.

Fucking love surprise parsnips. If I took a sip of my coffee right now and someone had slipped a sneaky parsnip in there I’d high five the fuck out of 'em.

You should put the coffee down first before high fiving though

Guys you can’t keep messing around in here, it’s not healthy.

What are you talking about?

I think he means that we should save this chat for this thread

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I love threads like that!

Pa-Snip: When a dad has a vasectomy.

Once I answered the phone when I was about 14 and the person said “Hello Mr [MY SURNAME], I’m calling regarding your vasectomy” and I have never told my Father about this.

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You don’t have to tell your parents if you want a vasectomy, Ant.

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A school dinner UPS put me off roast parsnips for years. I now love roast parsnips

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However, uncooked parsnip makes my eyes red, my skin flare up and sneeze like anything

“I will not roast them in a tin, I will not roast them if they’re thin”

This might be something that could be incorporated into a rhyme about avoiding UPS

How many are we talking here?

I can’t stand it, I know you planned it

He certainly doesn’t seem to have planned a “speedy response to my inquiry” though…

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IanVasectomy_my_surname

This post is great!

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Thanks! I edited it once to try and make it even better!

I preferred it pre-edit but it’s still fine I guess