yeah, 75 million Fascists is a lot of Fascists

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New York and Georgia criminal courts are itching to get their hands on him, and there are a lot of pending lawsuits waiting to go against him in lots and lots of places…

“A U.S. Supreme Court decision is expected soon on whether Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus R. Vance Jr can obtain eight years of Trump’s tax records and other financial information from accounting firm Mazars.”

It’s also noticeable that the US just banned anonymously owned shell companies- Trump’s favoured form of money laundering.

Basically he’s probably going to be tied up in lots of simultaneous lawsuits that have been building up over the past four years.

Just gonna get Rudy to handle it for the love of the game

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A crate of Just For Men, and some peanuts.

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‘Why, that’s a whole pack of Uncle Joe’s above my standard hourly, thanks Don!’

There’s a sticker of Trump put over Biden’s face on the packets. (Expired Sept 19).

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That’s my salary too. Strange

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Rudy doesn’t get first dibs on the yellow stickered Mushroom Pappardelle either.

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I’ve also seen some ‘Article 14 section 3’ chat that could lead to a simple Majority Senate vote that would bar him from running for office … so something like that is still on the cards aside from all the lawsuits

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Rudy’s going to be a busy man sweating off a lot of hairdye in many different courtrooms

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I think I’ve said this several times already, but if someone had told Trump to lean into protecting America from the China virus and got people onside with mask wearing and and early hard lockdown he’d have absolutely walked it.

Lin Wood, the QAnon ambulance chaser who’s been filing all the election fraud cases got a 1600 page report from the Georgia Bar Association about how he’s a shit lawyer who’s a disgrace to their organisation (and high risk of being disbarred).

He decided to post the whole thing on his telegram channel and tell all the qberts to harass public officials. Really gonna change the Georgia Bar’s opinion in his favour and allow him to stay on.

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Shocked to learn that the party that gave us Presidents Nixon, Reagan and George W. Bush are fine with Donald Trump. Truly a mystery for the ages.

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He was never going to do that though because that kind of strategising linked with systematic authoritarian policy is totally beyond him. He only knows how to react to stuff on the TV and manage failure so that it benefits him.

Both his cultists and the Democrats imagine him to be this power-hungry Mussolini type figure and he’s just not, he’s a crooked shit-brained businessman who fleeces everyone who gets involved with him.

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If the right person or people had told him not to do it, he might have done it.

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His eyes would glaze over after 2 minutes of someone explaining the strategy, and he’d just hand it over to some underling, and unfortunately all his underlings are grossly incompetent, corrupt and lacking in intelligence, because otherwise they wouldn’t work for him. (See also: Boris Johnson)

See also this article about how Trump always hired shoddy, second rate people who did a shit job at everything, and always got away with it- comparing the calibre of prosecution and defence lawyers at the impeachment trial

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Also with the lawsuits/running again in 2024.

Trump is a man in his mid 70s who by all accounts eats like total and utter shit, takes loads of drugs, and clearly already has mobility problems. I imagine White House handlers tried to make him live a healthier lifestyle/keep a handle on things.

Now he’s back as a private citizen, and can live whatever terrible lifestyle he wants, and is about to be slapped with loads of lawsuits and is already struggling to get decent lawyers because everyone knows he doesn’t pay up (and probably a divorce too). I don’t think he’s going to be in good health at all by 2024 when he is 78.

I agree - I don’t even think he’s got enough in the tank to do any particular rabble rousing off his own bat at this point. Without the presidency he’s not got the platform. The alt-right threat is going to coalesce around someone else.

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