It’s probably a good thing so many people in Texas have gas bottle bbqs in their garden as well

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Embassy not consulate. :man_facepalming:

Been alright this documentary. There is one woman in it who I think is a National Security Advisor who sounds like she is form Yorkshire.

The memory test is still my favourite, but I want to give a shout out to his press conference with climate scientists who were worriedly announcing some of the highest temperatures on record. In the background Trump proudly mutters off camera, ‘Those are great numbers’, because bigger numbers are always better.

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The Covfefe thing got boring pretty quickly but incredibly there were still mediocre comedians using it as a punchline on TV shows a few weeks ago

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My uni mate lives out there. Thankfully they moved there direct from Norway (I think she and her husband both work for oil companies) a few years back so they still have all their snow gear and blankets and thus are managing to keep the family warm.

Yeah. Also seems pretty shit to go big on a typo when we would actually give each other shit for being mean about a typo from someone in pretty much any other context.

I still can’t believe that Texas disconnected itself from the national grid but because their local government/electricity board didn’t want to follow any of the regulations but also didn’t bother to massively upgrade any of the backup stuff after doing that.

I mean the very funny thing about it was that it was posted accidentally mid-tweet and he just didn’t bother deleting it and finishing the real tweet for hours, from what I remember.

But that’s been lost now to “haha will we ever find out what covfefe means??” jokes (i mean i can make a decent guess at what ‘press covfefe’ was supposed to say)

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I reckon you absolutely CAN believe it, because fucking GOP hot mess etc.

But still, yes, fuck me :cry:

Yeah of course you’re right, the joke is really that he didn’t acknowledge it at all, but the way they spun out on it is just fucked.

Can’t believe you didn’t include Four Seasons total landscaping

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Aw man. I suppose I didnt attribute that to him because he wasn’t there but you are correct. A shitshow.

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Thought that said David Lee Roth at first

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That time he fucked the flag is great - this thread has a fair few things in it.

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Wonder if he will get buried with his gold microphone. Scary to think who the far right will gravitate towards now, Levin will probably get an uptick. Christ.

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Hope we never have to hear that shitty Pretenders song ever again now that Limbaugh is gone to.

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and Ted Cruz calling out California for grid problems in the past, now saying he has “got no defense” of being called out for fucking it up in his own state. Fucking sickening.

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California’s PG&E problem is similar to the Texas one, in that the politicians are either corrupt or utterly spineless. So we have that in common.

Its more of just Teddy’s constant pandering of issues outside his own realm of thought. Then it happens to his own and he has no defense. Spineless. Hope that state goes blue hard in 2024.

Don’t know where this belongs but I’m going to stick it here

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