US politics thread: The crowning of Supernintendo Biden

grievoustim · 2021-05-20T08:22:09.853Z

His banter style reminds me of Fred Willard in this scene

the_ravens · 2021-05-20T09:00:54.057Z

I don’t think a simple like does this genius justice tbh

GoFasterStripes · 2021-05-20T10:11:03.518Z

It’s so similar in terms of energy, plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose I guess

Rodion · 2021-05-20T10:28:54.749Z

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Parsefone · 2021-05-20T10:44:40.788Z

oof

Bamnan · 2021-05-20T10:44:56.295Z

I hate Joe Biden

SenorDingDong · 2021-05-20T11:33:53.078Z

“So that’s, what, 50 hours?” is one of my favourite lines in anything.

NeilYoung · 2021-05-26T22:25:43.579Z

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GoFasterStripes · 2021-05-26T22:36:12.395Z

Me, every damn time. I went to the shop earlier, had to have two goes at paying because I’d forgotten something, then after sorting that out and leaving I remembered I was supposed to get juice so I had to go back in. I too am Uncle Joe.

I even had a list! It just didn’t have juice on it!

kiyonemakibi · 2021-05-28T16:48:19.276Z

The Onion

Biden Concerned Ambitious Agenda Could Be Stalled By Him Not Really Caring If...

WASHINGTON—Faced with obstacles to his policy proposals that threatened to derail their passage, President Joe Biden on Tuesday reportedly expressed his concern that his ambitious agenda could be stalled by him not really caring if it happens or not....

hip_young_gunslinger · 2021-06-06T08:07:49.861Z

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MeidasTouch.com

@MeidasTouch

Donald Trump has evidently been put on the no fly list https://t.co/vl7dM2L9Ug

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Parsefone · 2021-06-06T09:45:05.311Z

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Nick Adams

@NickAdamsinUSA

President Trump is looking better than ever before!! He’s getting in shape for 2024 and the liberals are freaking out!! https://t.co/7IfBymEsUO

2:43 AM - 14 Mar 2021 6.3K 1.4K

FKA_Adam_Jeffson · 2021-06-09T22:29:37.313Z

the Guardian – 9 Jun 21

Texas Republican asks: can we fix the moon’s orbit to fight climate change?

‘I’d have to follow up with you on that one,’ says forestry official Jennifer Eberlien to bizarre question from Louie Gohmert

Yvash · 2021-06-09T23:04:06.933Z

Didn’t need the rest of the by-line to know that was Gohmert.

Parsefone · 2021-06-10T07:51:54.631Z

Louie Gohmert.

FKA_Adam_Jeffson · 2021-06-10T09:18:11.896Z

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Pippa Crerar

@PippaCrerar

This Tory Brexiteer talking to @e_casalicchio about Joe Biden 👀 “America should remember who their allies are. Unfortunately he’s so senile that he probably won’t remember what we tell him anyway. Unless an aide is listening I’m not sure he’s going to remember for very long.”

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Hard Brexiteers taking cues from the DiS US Politics thread. Whatever next.

Parsefone · 2021-06-10T13:55:17.165Z

His senility has long been a target of the right. It probably would be a more convincing attack line if their lord and saviour wasn’t, y’know, Donald Trump.

Yvash · 2021-06-11T13:17:04.656Z

“ignore the likelihood that Trump has had so many micro-strokes his right side has visibly limited function and that he is incapable of stringing a sentence together and half-blind and illiterate and morbidly obese, look at the extremely fit man in his mid 70s with a stutter who doesn’t dye his hair or use spray tan - senile, senile, senile!”

dingaling · 2021-06-11T23:00:40.982Z

we still going straight to insulting anyone not young and fit, is it

1101010 · 2021-06-12T00:51:20.208Z

Although still quite haunted by those claims Reagan would have been dealing with Alzheimers during his, second term.

It’s actually a bit disturbing to me how old all the viable candidates seem these days on all sides here and in the US. Wonder if that’s a reflection on Gen X’s total lack of impression on the world in general.