Useful generic replies

To most questions that begin with “why”, it can be funny to respond “because you touch yourself at night”.

Got any more of these?

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“Is it because I lied when I was 17?”

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A sphincter says “what?”

Yes, but mainly in the south

Ask yer mum

Here’s hoping it holds out until then!

Nah