Useless Skills


#1

I used to be able to juggle well. last time I attempted it I could still juggle with 4 balls, though quite badly. useless AND embarrassing

what’s your most useless skill?


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#2

Really good at crossing the road. People have commented on it.


#3

Not useless. There are some terrible road-crossers out there. Keep up the good fight.


#4

yeah I’m not sure this is a valid answer


#5

Sometimes I cross the road even when I don’t have to because I’m so good at it. Then I have to cross back later.


#6

you’ve convinced me


#7

Can beat Silent Hill 2 in under an hour, which isnt good enough to get into the top 20.


#8

how close are you?


#9

Really good at flipping pancakes, which isn’t a euphemism but probably should be.


#10

Save it for Thursday.


#11

I can complete it in a night, screaming throughout


#12

Well the last time I checked before doing it, it was good enough to scrape in but by the time i’d actually done it I was way out. Would need to shave another couple minutes off which is much harder than it sounds.


#13

Honestly though how the fuck are you getting through the hospital that quickly


#14

Speed running the hospital is really hateful. Very easy to blow a run coz a fucking nurse wont get out of the way.


#15

It’s by far the worst bit!


#16

I used to work as a live subtitler. That’s a pretty useless skill now that I have a different job.


#17

You feel you need to reassure us that you don’t fuck pancakes?


#18

I remember being physically angry at the melting wax and combining with a horseshoe to make a handle puzzle.


#19

best game ever folks


#20

this sounds like monkey island or something