Useless Skills

Really good at flipping pancakes, which isn’t a euphemism but probably should be.

Save it for Thursday.


I can complete it in a night, screaming throughout

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Well the last time I checked before doing it, it was good enough to scrape in but by the time i’d actually done it I was way out. Would need to shave another couple minutes off which is much harder than it sounds.

Honestly though how the fuck are you getting through the hospital that quickly

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Speed running the hospital is really hateful. Very easy to blow a run coz a fucking nurse wont get out of the way.

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It’s by far the worst bit!

I used to work as a live subtitler. That’s a pretty useless skill now that I have a different job.

You feel you need to reassure us that you don’t fuck pancakes?

I remember being physically angry at the melting wax and combining with a horseshoe to make a handle puzzle.

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best game ever folks

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this sounds like monkey island or something


I mean

Having worked as a live subtitler, I can no longer appreciate hilarious subtitling errors - I just feel bad for the subtitler



When a man is tired of hilarious subtitling errors he is tired of life.

– Marilyn Hitler


Was gonna start a thread for this but seems it has already been done.

I can tell you the year of release for practically any big film. I get maybe 70% spot on and another 20% one year off. There is no practical use for this, which is upsetting.

might come in handy in pub quizzes or something?

but yeah basically every thread has been done, and this one was not exactly a hit

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