Vaccinations you'd welcome

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#1

What would you like to be vaccinated against?

Smelling other people’s farts on public transport?

How about being vaccinated against needing to have sex or masturbate for a period of time? Imagine how much you’d get done.

No vaccination against this thread, science isn’t that advanced I’m afraid.


#2

Vaccination against shit threads would be nice, ey mate?


#3

There’s no vaccination for your terrible eyesight either.


#4

the whole not needing sex doing loads thing annoys me

where are all the Eunuch Bransons then eh?


#5

#6

I wouldn’t mind a vaccination against sugar cravings. Every time I succumb and eat something really sugary, I feel terrible almost immediately.


#7

a vaccination against addiction would be pretty world-changing tbh

oh, is this a joke thread?

my beer farts


#8

Captain BeerFart


#9

hahaha branson is 5’11!

HAHAHA SHORT TWAT


#10

Being hungry at work?


#11

An anti-vaccer vaccination that makes anti-vaccers into pro-vaccers. Can’t see a flaw in this at all, off to the Dragon’s Den I go.


#12

vaccinations against being hungry would be nice


#13

not to save the world or anything, just to stop me from eating crisps


#14

I’d like to go deaf/blind every time

  • someone starts talking/writing about a dream they had
  • a cyclist starts talking/writing about cycling

#15

Not a big Martin Luther King fan, eh


#16
  • talks about that CRAZY time they took drugs
  • talks about that CRAZY time they got drunk
  • talks about that AMAZING time they had backpacking

#17

really harsh on Theo


#18

just take some amphetamines


#19

Slow down hair growth. Reduce hair cut frequency


#20

anxiety - or awareness of self