Vaccinations you'd welcome

What would you like to be vaccinated against?

Smelling other people’s farts on public transport?

How about being vaccinated against needing to have sex or masturbate for a period of time? Imagine how much you’d get done.

No vaccination against this thread, science isn’t that advanced I’m afraid.

Vaccination against shit threads would be nice, ey mate?

There’s no vaccination for your terrible eyesight either.


I wouldn’t mind a vaccination against sugar cravings. Every time I succumb and eat something really sugary, I feel terrible almost immediately.

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a vaccination against addiction would be pretty world-changing tbh

oh, is this a joke thread?

my beer farts

Captain BeerFart

Being hungry at work?

An anti-vaccer vaccination that makes anti-vaccers into pro-vaccers. Can’t see a flaw in this at all, off to the Dragon’s Den I go.


vaccinations against being hungry would be nice

not to save the world or anything, just to stop me from eating crisps

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I’d like to go deaf/blind every time

  • someone starts talking/writing about a dream they had
  • a cyclist starts talking/writing about cycling

Not a big Martin Luther King fan, eh

  • talks about that CRAZY time they took drugs
  • talks about that CRAZY time they got drunk
  • talks about that AMAZING time they had backpacking
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just take some amphetamines

Slow down hair growth. Reduce hair cut frequency

anxiety - or awareness of self

Vaccination against insomnia.

Would be nice to just be able to fuck without having stresses about aids/babies tbh. Generally that is, not on a personal level.

omg had massive salted crisps craving last night. tv still grumpy about crumbs in bed. ffs.