#189

Ideal valentines gift

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#190

Sting? Probably does after a week.

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#191

No. Sting is 1 week-long tantric wank & spaff

I’m more 6 successive gushes on the hour, every hour, 24 hours a day for a week

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#192

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#193

Nah

#194

Couldn’t fit that around my afternoon nap schedule…

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#195

I was considering making some sort of chocolate pie but I’ve realised that might be irresponsible with Pancake day not long after

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#196

Always make a chocolate pie!

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#197

Irresponsible, or delicious?

#198

So Mrs HYG had been dropping hints all week about the present she’d got me. Something special. Something I could wear. Something I’d want to save for “special occasions”. Ooh la la, I thought. What could it be?

Well…

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Fucking owned.

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#199

Gutted :joy:

#200

The other day my wife said “are you expecting anything for Valentine’s Day? I just need to know if I need to buy or do anything” :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Today started with me going on a 60km bike ride, pastries from the local bakery, she’s gone for a run. Then we’re playing the new Mario with the kids. Home made pie for dinner then she wants to watch a film and drink wine. If anything else follows it’s a pretty perfect day tbh

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#201

we both genuinely forgot til last night :man_shrugging:

#202

said i’d get her a maccies breakfast and then she let me lie in so i guess those are both good presents

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#205

We had agreed not to but MrS saw this and couldn’t resist as he knows I love Moira above all things.

@scout as I know she shares my love.

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#206

See this everywhere. What’s the reference? IDGI

#207

Schitts Creek. Watch it frenchy, watch it.

#208

Got up early before work to make Jus Rol pain au chocolat so Mrs F would wake up to the smell and get breakfast made for her even though I’m not there.

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