Varieties of things that aren't worth bothering about


#1

Jam doughnuts: yes please!
Apple doughnuts: what have I done to deserve this bland, flavourless doughnut


#2

Also applies to custard doughnuts IMO


#3

wrong!

<awaits 5 likes>


#4

I just had the choice of apple or custard. That’s no choice at all.

Except the custard ones would make me actually shit myself, so I had apple, obviously.


#5

Jammy Dodgers (any which arent the red one)


#6

I dunno, man. sure, I wouldn’t actively seek out a custard doughnut, but they’re still pretty fucking decent and probably account for 15% of my overall yearly doughnut consumption


#7

Any pizza that isn’t pepperoni marks you out as a needy tryhard


#8

Unpleasant people


#9

just had a creme brulee doughnut, was good but would i have again, no.


#10

apple and cinnamon do(ugh)nuts are bloody ace you clown


#11

The last time I had one was around June I think, we bought a pack thinking they were jam, realised they weren’t and gave them to a homeless guy.


#12

Granny Smith apples. no redeeming qualities whatsoever. wouldn’t feed them to a donkey


#13

Who said anything about cinnamon, you flange?


#14

I did, you massive philtrum


#15

Custard doughnuts are millions of times better than jam you lunatic

I would happily choose custard over jam even if made me shit myself

Apple, however, can suck my dick.


#16

Please think of the advertisers before making comments like this.


#17

pot(my)d


#18

Custard doughnuts are great. They are as good, if not better, than jam.


#19

This is an astonishing thing to think


#20

It’s not quite sucking, but it’s close?