say no more, mate.

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shush then

I believe in what profk just said! :wink:

Oh mate, are you feeling saltier than one of your corn cobs?

I still haven’t worked out if you’re a bot or just an old user joking around.

This hasn’t added to the evidence either way.

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would love a buttery corn o’ the cob rn tbh

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Look here mate this isn’t just a place to offload your ninny opinions on lovely iron veg

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Wrong I’m neither!

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:smiley:

I’m a real person who lives somewhere in Suffolk!

I mean it is AFAIK: The stuff included in 5-a-day changes depending on the what vegetables/fruit are least commonly eaten in a given culture.

more potatoes, all the time, I say.

Aren’t we all pal

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I like red rooster potatoes roasted and melted cheese on top at the end, it can’t be any better than that!

Okay, I was being facetious really. (Although your IP is relocating you through Streatham FWIW :smiley: ) Your initial posting was quite odd in style and was quite similar to other bots who’ve joined the site but since you didn’t suddenly break into a huge post trying to sell something I decided if you were actually a bot it was a level above :slight_smile: .

Exactly thanks for having my back buddy, I can be too open at times, try me mpre!

Dinner first

Mate, you’re the one who is killing yourself with salt. I don’t really touch the stuff.

If it’s salt that offs me I’ll be extremely lucky Theo

I don’t even know where Streatham is, I guess don’t allow my smartphone to read my location at all times so randomly it chooses a different iP at all times.

By the way spring onions is next as it’s a bit nuff