#8 
                                  Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
#9

My brother and I drove everyone up the wall last Christmas by continually queuing it up on the chromecast :smiley:

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#10

OOoooh the moon is right

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#11 
                                                                                                                                                                  The moon is right
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#12

can’t believe the moon is a tory

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#13

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#14

THE :last_quarter_moon_with_face: IS :arrow_right:

#15

What do you want for Christmas?

  • I don’t want a lot for Christmas
  • There is just one thing I need
  • I don’t care about the presents
  • Underneath the Christmas tree
  • I just want you for my own
  • More than you could ever know
  • Make my wish come true oh
  • All I want for Christmas is you

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#16

No.
On a fireplace? Acceptable.
On a wall? Duct taped like some modern art banana? Fuck off lads!

#17
  • A partridge in a pear tree
  • Two turtle doves
  • Three french hens
  • Four calling birds
  • Five gold rings
  • Six geese a-laying
  • Seven swans a-swimming
  • Eight maids a-milking
  • Nine ladies dancing
  • Ten lords a-leaping
  • Eleven pipers piping
  • Twelve drummers drumming

0 voters

#18

Melt those five gold rings down, sell them and buy the rest of the list.

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#19

Don’t wanna buy ladies dancing, I want them dancing because they want to.

#20

Nah, I’m going full capitalism in the next decade. I will own everything and win the markets

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#21

Good luck controlling six geese.

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#22

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

#23

Yes, once right now and also once on a previous occasion

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#24

Not if I see you first.

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#25

All I want about Christmas is you

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#26

Don’t be blue, Peter. By which I mean don’t use bad language, as opposed to feeling sad.

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