Very quick things

The amount of time between a self service checkout becoming available and the person behind you in the queue telling you that a self service checkout is available

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Edit - fucked it

@Funkhouser at the first sniff of a pun

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The amount of time you take at a cashpoint compared to everyone ahead of you in the queue.

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FIRST

Having your card come out and then putting it back in/ putting a different card in should require you to go back to the back of the queue

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YES! Different transactions, therefore different place in the queue.

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Hurry up then! I haven’t got all day and I probably need a wee.

The amount of time it takes me at a self-service till compared to the dickheeds who place all of their items on the plate instead of putting them straight into a chuffin carrier bag

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Gulag for anyone in the queue telling you a checkout is available.

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Also people silently counting your items on the 10 items or less conveyor belt. Yeah I’ve got 12, what you gonna do about it narc?

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worst is when a space opens up and you start walking towards it and then the checkout staffer is like “ONE RIGHT HERE”

like aye, cheers pal. where the fuck did you think i was going?

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Sometimes people are just oblivious though.
Sometimes there are multiple free check outs available and I’m still waiting behind 3 people staring into space.

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I normally just walk past these people saying “if no one is using that one I will” by the time they’ve realised you are 50% of the way through your transaction…

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Gulag for them too.

Paid for a £10 purchase with a bag of pennies at a busy self checkout the other day. Do what I like.

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1250949

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Not letting Sainsburys steal 10% of my penny jar with their so called ‘Coin-Star’.

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the bank can’t charge you for it!